1. Mrs Fields and the Ambassadors
2. Happy Meals, Ice Cream Scoopers and the Spanish Armada
3. Cosmo, Airline Peanuts, Yellow #5 and the Democratic Influence
4. Prom, Habits and the Sound Of Music
5. Bribes and the Copier Guy
6. Showers, Cleaners, An Orange Dress and the Electric Slide
7. Shoes, Kisses, Playing Doctor and The Little Spot on the Inside of Your Thigh
8. Robes, Band-Aids, and the Letter "L"
9. Brushes, Ranma One Half, and the Ass Doppelganger

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